just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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