honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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