it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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