i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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