Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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