How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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