we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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