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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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