saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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