Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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