Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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