Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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