Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The cops high fived after they tackled you
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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