so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
