Well apparently he's into motor boating.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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