so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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