North Korea, Best Korea!
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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