were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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