I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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