I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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