I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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