By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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