Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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