You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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