your parents love me but you hate me
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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