I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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