This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
