I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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