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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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