whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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