What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
