Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize
