Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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