We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Couch. On fire.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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