did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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