You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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