Taylor Swift is so right about you.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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