Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I could fuck to npr.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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