oh god the rape fog is back!
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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