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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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