that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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