Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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