Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
did you just send me my own nude
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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