ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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