So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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