She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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