I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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