brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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