i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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