sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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