ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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