Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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