four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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