I'd wear matching sweaters with you
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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