I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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