Are we in a gay sports bar?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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