But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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